The Weirdest Argument I've ever made in Class

My lecturer on Islamic Science told us a story about a woman who claimed she was raped.

The woman went to see the authorities with her clothing in her hands. On it, there's a sticky stain that she beleived to be semen! The authorities had no idea what to do since they could not prove who raped the woman, but the Khalifah(administration head of Khulafa' Al-Rasyidin) at that time told the maid to boil some water.

Then, they poured the hot water on the clothes she brought. The "semen" hardenened and they concluded that it was....


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albumen (egg white).

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Hafidz: (raised his hands, cutting through the air) Ustazah, question.

Ustazah: Yes?

Hafidz: How do they know it's egg white?

Ustazah: Because the so-called semen hardened after having contact with hot water.

Hafidz: Then? Proteins denaturalize under extreme heat, and in this case, boing water, and even semen would turn into solid!

One male student: So, you are saying that semen turns solid if you pour hot water????

Hafidz: ... YES!!!

*imminent roar of laughter... They didn't believe me. Them bitches. XD*

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Guys with balls out there, what do you think of this issue? Am I just plain stupid or what?

Does semen turn solid if we pour hot water on it?

Mohinder Suresh: I need test subject(s). XD

Yeah, that's mine...